No matter how much chocolate milk I buy, it will all be consumed that same night. I have conducted studies. This is a true fact. And it’s not me drinking it, it’s Kyle. Sometimes I buy an individual pints. Sometimes 2 or 3.  And once I bought a half gallon and yes, the next morning it was laying on top of the trash in the kitchen, completely empty.

I don’t know if he even knows what he is doing past a certain time. He goes to sleep much later than I do, and makes his trip from the couch to the bed around 4am, and usually stops by the fridge for a sweet snack at this time. If you have ever seen Step Brothers, this is what I imagine it looking like in my kitchen every night. But no matter how much chocolate milk I buy, he drinks it around this time. Read More | Comments